Go Go Nunzilla!
01 April 2004
You know what, children? Sometimes we all would just like a nice drink. Nothing heavy or sloppy, mind you, but a a little swig of something that is not the sacramental wine. After all, Paul did write to Timothy, "Be no longer a drinker of water only, but use a little wine for your stomach's sake and your frequent infirmities." I don't think Paul would have minded the substitution of a little Breton wine - aka cider - for my stomach's sake, but oh dear, Robin and Susan surely did!
So instead of cider, we all went to the new Starbucks that was just opened in Paris and they let me get a coffee. It was no cider, but it was quite nice and refreshing. The girls found the drinks too small for their greedy natures:
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24 March 2004
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12 March 2004
Nunzilla is back for another update, children. Today I will tell you all about our day of debauchery in Paris and tell you which of the Seven Deadly Sins (in French!) were violated. I must remind you all that I was brought against my will - carried through the streets of the city in Susan's bag. I protested many many times that all this was sinful, but these girls I was traveling with, never have I seen such wanton insolence. God have mercy on their souls.
After that, since we were in Pigalle, the red-light district of Paris and all, the girls decided the entire day would be themed on debauchery. Right down the road was the Moulin Rouge - thankfully we did not go in, I don't know if my heart could have stood it. Here I am, pleading with the girls to stop with this dangerous behavior:
Finally, the girls decided to eat someplace debauched, such as McDonalds, but the closest fast food place around was Quick Burger. The girls ate like I have not seen girls eat before, then photographed me among the ruins.
The Seven Deadly Sins (or Les Sept Pêchés Capitaux) were indeed committed that day.
I am truly ashamed that I was dragged along, boys and girls.
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10 March 2004
Well children, I'm terribly upset over an event that happened in the Louvre in Paris. You see, I was trying to be photographed next to the Mona Lisa, because after all, it's a once in a lifetime opportunity to see her, especially on a nun's simple salary. Robin, Susan, and Lauren were very patiently putting up with this wish of mine, and took my picture with Lauren's digital camera. Bless her heart, Lauren wasn't sure how to turn off the flash, but we were still about 15 feet away from dear Mona, and the painting is protected by UV-resistant glass, so we didn't figure the flash would hurt her.
Until next time, my lambs, in which I will give you the French version of the Seven Deadly Sins. Hold your collective breath in anticipation!
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08 March 2004
Hello boys and girls! My name is Nunzilla, and I've just gotten back from my trip to Paris, where I spread the Catholic faith by rapping the knuckles of depraved Frenchmen. I shall reveal more of my adventures at a later date; until then feast your eyes upon me storming Notre Dame de Paris!
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